Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now ๐๐ง๐ Related funny posts ๐ค I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, itโs been fine. I believe that emails are trying to tell us something. HR is giving me a hard time because Iโve been starting all my work emails with โDearly Belovedโ. I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.