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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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Making waves on Slack:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Making waves on Facebook:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Spotted on TikTok:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Seen just now on Slack:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Making waves on Instagram:

Is this art or trash?

Live now on Snapchat:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Spotted on TikTok:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Trending via WeChat:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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94 shares on WeChat this month:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

57 shares on X this month:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Windmill? Big fan.

96 shares on X this month:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

49 shares on Telegram this month:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

80 shares on X this month:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Trending via Instagram:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Live now on Discord:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Spotted on Telegram:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Trending via TikTok:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Shared recently on Discord:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Spotted on Facebook:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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