You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia? Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's me, the president of the One-Person Comedy Club! 😂🧠 Related funny posts 🤝 When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm. Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.