I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause π π€πΊ Related funny posts π€ I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles. If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, thatβs an interesting thought, hereβs six billion more. The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.