I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause π π€πΊ Related funny posts π€ I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles. If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, thatβs an interesting thought, hereβs six billion more. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.