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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
11 Funny adult humor quotes
Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.
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Instructions that really *stack* up! 😂🧱➕📏
Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.
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When your search history has higher standards than your dating life 🍿📚😂
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨👧👦
Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.
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All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
You give my middle finger an erection.
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Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕
Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.
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"Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"
The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.
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"Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"
As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
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"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.
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"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"