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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You give my middle finger an erection.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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