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You gotta leave them nothingburgers alone, and come date a Burger King.

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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu πŸ”πŸ‘‘

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, burger, Burger King, date, fast, fast food, food, humor, king, leave, nothingburger, pun, relationship on Jul 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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