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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.