Commentary:
Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘♂️
Funny exercising quotes
Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.
Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️♂️🚪"
I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.
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Oh, the eternal struggle between the love for relaxation and the dread of the treadmill! 🏃♂️💭 It's like the gym equipment is in a long-term relationship with dust rather than us. 😂 Who knew that our commitment to lounging on the couch could be so unwavering! 🛋️💪 Just think of the calorie-burning potential we could achieve if Netflix had a workout integration feature! 📺🏋️♀
Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"
Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
Commentary:
"Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.
Commentary:
Well, they do say that finding a new husband can be quite the workout! 💪😂 Who needs the gym when you can just go husband-hunting instead? 🏃♀️🔍 #NewHusbandNewMe