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$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, I’ll kill everyone in here.

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"Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in a hipster horror movie? ☕🔪😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 8, cafe, coffee, customer, everyone, expensive, frustration, here, humor, industry, kill, payment, restaurant, screen, service, service industry, tip on Aug 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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