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  • The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?
  • I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.
  • At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
  • Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?
  • My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.