I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail

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