Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"

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