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  • Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.
  • “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.
  • When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.
  • I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
  • The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.
  • On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?