After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"