“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild. I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read. Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”? It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.