I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.
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"Ah, the 'I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve' level of old… You know you're getting up there when your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before midnight! 🎉👴😂"

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