Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.
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"Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"

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