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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
19 Funny texts quotes
If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.
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Like asking if I've got just one potato chip: impossible! 😂📱🍟
If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.
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When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm 🍻🤔💫
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.
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Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.
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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.
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"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.
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"Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"