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  • I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.
  • I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
  • The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
  • The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.
  • They should invent a rest for the wicked.
  • I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.