Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
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- A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.
- Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.
- Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.
- Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.
- I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.
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