I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"

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