Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! šŸ˜‚šŸ•ÆļøšŸ’Ø"

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