When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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"When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! šŸŽØšŸ¤£šŸ’„"

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