One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Wait, you mean bars have exits?! π€―πΊπͺ #LifeHacks" Related Funny Quotes π€ If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar. I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties. You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar. I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.