20 funny interesting quotes - Wordgag

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

May 24, 2026

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

May 24, 2026

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

May 23, 2026

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

May 23, 2026

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

May 23, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

May 22, 2026

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

May 22, 2026

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

May 22, 2026

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

May 22, 2026

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

May 22, 2026

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

May 22, 2026

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

May 22, 2026

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

May 22, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

May 20, 2026

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Mar 30, 2026

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Mar 30, 2026

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Mar 30, 2026

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Mar 30, 2026

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Mar 29, 2026

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Mar 29, 2026