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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

May 29, 2026

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

May 28, 2026

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

May 28, 2026

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

May 27, 2026

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

May 24, 2026

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

May 21, 2026

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

May 21, 2026