Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.