A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.