Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Living proof that typos find me funnier than other people's texts. Related funny posts 😂 If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend. Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.