Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Having a strong urge to grow a beard and start giving unsolicited advice π€π§΄π Related funny posts π€ Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard. Iβm gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics. Unsolicited sandwich pics. Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.