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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, coming, everyone, friend, friends, funeral, humor, i, phone, take, text, thanks, want on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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