If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cleaning tip: Achieve a spotless house with the power of your vocal cords! 🗣️🏠✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition. I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that. Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak. I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.