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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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God saw you do that.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

I’m addicted to placebos.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Life update: it’s getting worse.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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