Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.