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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿฅƒ Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜„"



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