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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dar…

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dar…

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"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, board, choice, choices, dart, dart board, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, humor, life, life choice, liquor, making, point, randomness on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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