At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.