Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.