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Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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Sure, I'll pick up your call, but my face might still be in sleep mode! 😴📞👀

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, call, communication, Facetime, humor, interaction, just, me, please, request, social, social interaction, technology on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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