Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please donβt. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, I'll pick up your call, but my face might still be in sleep mode! π΄ππ Related funny posts π€ I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”. Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight. After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face. Every laptop should have a βcatβ button that disables the keyboard so they can nap. If there was an award for staying at home, Iβd win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.