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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.