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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.