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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body care, care, eat, eat right, health, hot, humor, i, ID, imagination, imagine, right, self, self-care on Jul 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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