Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤 Related funny posts 🤝 Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.