โCleanโ my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! ๐บ๐ฟ๐๐คฃ" Related funny posts ๐ค Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now. Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.