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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, chores, clean, cleaning, everyday, everyday life, give, humor, life, ride, sarcastic, shower, town, transportation on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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