Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Jan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Humorous quote about corporate life highlighting a lack of office politics skills.

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Sounds like I missed the "how to be a human vacuum" class in school! 😂🧹

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