Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Commentary:
“Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal”

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