Donβt put words in my mouthβthatβs where the hot dogs go. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess Iβm on a word diet, but still on an all-you-can-eat hot dog plan! ππ Related funny posts π€ You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs. Never eat more than you can lift. Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.