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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM o…

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM o…

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"Ah, the classic case of 'Vacation Syndrome'—when you're so attached to work that even a beach can't break the bond! 🏖️⏰ Just wait until your laptop starts sending postcards asking when you'll be home! 😂 #WorkaholicProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, day, early, early morning, expectations, humor, i, irony, me, morning, relaxation, stockholm, Stockholm Syndrome, stress, syndrome, tell, things, vacation, work on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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