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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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