Ever since I was a little girl, Iβve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time πΈπβ¨ Related funny posts π€ I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit. Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.” Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive. Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.