Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.