Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴 Related funny posts 🤝 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag. You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do. My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.