Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package π€·ββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour. Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them. Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago. The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger theyβre in. Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.