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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷‍♂️😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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