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"Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut"

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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